Silent Facebook
people who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says everything on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like “i just gave my cat a pickle, he didn’t like it.” that doesn’t help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. it’s just annoying that they don’t have the b-lls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.
p.s. they also use a sh-tload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.
girl 1= talkative girl
girl 2=silent facebook
girl 1:hey hows was your day.
girl 2: good.
girl 1: what did you do?
girl 2: nothing
girl 1: what are you gonna do today?
girl 2: idk
-facebook-
girl 1: hey it was nice talking to you at __________
girl 2: thanks you too, i really like your shoes we should hang, i like have to tell you stuff, let’s go to the mall, i wanted to ask bobby out but he’s your ex so i don’t know but anyway im on my period lol but i ran out of tampons guess im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.
girl 1:…..
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