Silent Hill Syndrome


silent hill syndrome (abbreviated shs) is a rare but serious disease, most commonly caused by prolonged exposure to the game, silent hill 2. (hence the name)

symptoms include but are not limited to insomnia, night terrors, hallucinations of hearing sirens, extreme fear of hearing said sirens, loss of bladder control after sirens are done, and in the worst cases, hallucinations of seeing pyramid head standing over your bed.

shs is a very dangerous disease, but can easily be counteracted by suicide.
after finishing silent hill 2 last night, a firetruck p-ssed by my house. i spent the whole night wide crying and smelling of urine.

diagnosis? silent hill syndrome.

cure? handgun.

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