silent slippers


a fart that comes out of your -ss that you didn’t mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. “like slippers on a floor”.
i was in a meeting at work when i suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, i couldn’t up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

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