Silent Vacuum


during intercourse, a man strap’s a belt tightly around a woman’s waist. as he is about to -j-c-l-t-, he rapidly lets go of the belt. the woman’s v-g-n- sucks so hard its sucks his b-lls in. acting like a vacuum.
i silent vacuum’d your mom so hard, i lost my b-lls.

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