Silja
is pure awesomeness incarnated in the flesh!
what most people does not know is that silja means “i’m so awesome you’ll drop your jaw on your b-lls”.
by simply reading her name your eyes might pop out, and if you happend to see a silja you have the risk of imploding your head from over-awesomeness.
to evade the implosion, roll 5d6+3, if you manage to get 15 or less your head will be fine, but you’ll take 1d6 headache damage instead.
silja is so awesome i don’t need an example!
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