silk salmoning



having s-xual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
that man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!

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