Silky Boner


any person bearing a brand of clothing such as “affliction” “ed hardy” or “true religion” accompanied by a pair of gator boots. such persons reside in places such as night clubs where people compete in how much money one makes or pretends to have. majority of silky b-n-rs reside in scottsdale, az.
“omg! i just saw a silky b-n-r in the parking lot, he was waring chanel gl-sses, a v neck affliction shirt and had the gator boots with the flat toes. what a tool!!”
the shimmering outline of a b-n-rinside of a pair of bicycle shorts or speedos.
did you see the silky b-n-r that guy had when he dismounted his ten speed?
the socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.
look at that silky b-n-r playing more than words in front of the school library.

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