Silly Dick


1. a man’s p-n-s that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. a p-n-s with jokes written on it.
1. my silly d-ck wakes me up every morning.

2. i took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly d-ck.
2 more definitions
silly d-ck reffers to a person who is always h-rny or a s-xaholic.
“gina, your boyfriend is a silly d-ck. he always looks at my p-rn. ”
it’s just a p-n-s with a beard and a top hat.
abraham lincoln was such a silly d-ck.

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