silly sprinkler


the point in time at which -j-c-l-t- becomes encrusted over part or all of the opening of the p-n-s after -rg-sm. this results in urine going sideways, vertical, or any direction but straight. this generally results in the walls, windows, floor, or toilet having p-ss sprayed all over it.
after a hot f-ck session, douglas got up and turned on the silly sprinkler in the bathroom. there’s p-ss everywhere.

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