silly string
thin line of sh-t when you thought you farted while laughing.
laughing so hard you fart extruding a thin line of sh-t like silly string.
when a female sucks on the only p-b- you have
i told lizzie to give me a bl-w j-b. instead she sucked on my silly-string
a person who can not control the direction of their p-ss.
when a grown man is sitting in a car and instead of getting out to pee in a bush, gets a 20 oz c-ke bottle and decides to p-ss in it, the end result is p-ss in the air vents, on a skateboard, in a cupholder, and on cell phone all because of their silly string.
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