silver haired middle aged white man
a coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.
they can usually be found in newspaper and tv puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of “he did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he’s good now.”
person 1 : “did you see the news? the running back of (insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
person 2: ahhh sh-t there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
person 1: nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that sh-t squashed.
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