silver swaddler
1. (n) a sterile aluminum foil bag used to keep an infant warm just after birth. it is standard equipment for emergency medical services personnel and is used as a precaution for most infants born in the field.
2. (n) a s-xual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). when the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have s-xual relations with her. the foil, combined with the physical exertion of s-x, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she p-sses out from heat exhaustion.
i gave that b-tch a silver swaddler: she got delirious and p-ssed out.
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