Simba’d
when a man takes left over c-m and wipes it on a female’s forehead moments after s-x, declaring “simba” as he does it.
“last night, after rick and i had s-x, he simba’d me!”
the act of rubbing j-zz in a circular motion on a person’s forehead immediately after c-mming on it with your index and middle fingers. just as the blue-b-tted monkey did in the lion king after simba was born.
guy #1: “dude, that girl last night was so hot!”
guy #2: “haha, yeah she was until i simba’d that ho.”
after a man c-ms during a handjob or bl-wj-b, the other person takes the c-m and wipes it across the guy’s forehead with their thumb while playing “circle of life” for background music.
“after he came, i simba’d him.”
when a man c-ms on a woman’s bosom then, using his thumb, removes the c-m from her chest and wipes it across her forehead. then, in a hushed whisper the man says “simba” as he smears the c-m.
dude, chris totally simba’d maddie the other night. he is expanding his pride.
when you finger a girl during her period and then wipe the tip of your finger to her forehead leaving a blood smear. this is similiar to when rafiki from lion king smears paint from his finger to simbas forehead like in the movie the lion king.
i found out she was on her period while i was fingering her so i simba’d her.
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