Simcha
(n.) the most beautiful creature that ever existed. he is god sent to earth in human form. it is impossible to look him straight in the face without fainting from his sheer beauty. his ginger is like the sun. he sheds carrots.
who’s that beautiful creature over there? oh wait, it’s simcha!
a hairy man who likes to go to nude beaches and eat frumundacheese and cheeto snacks!
alexa ashley: “yo check out mah new cheeto snacks. theyre outrageous!”
normal child: “yo kid you sucha simcha!”
alexa ashley: “oh.”
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