Simdog
simdog is a man with a really big nose who is capable of nose f-cking your -sshole during foreplay.
girl: how was your night last night?
girl 2: it was awesome, i got simdoged!
girl 1: omg i got simdoged too!-
man 1:that guy has a big nose i bet he simdogs every girl he gets.
man 2: d-mn that must keep the ladies running away from him.
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