Simei
a name you give to someone, who has a big -ss and is very loud. also have great t-ts. usually very good at having s-x. normally very kinky, but don’t use them or f-ck them over because they’ll wip your -ss.
guy1: wow her -ss is dreamy! but omfg her laugh blew the roof off!
guy2: wow she speaks loud doesn’t she? she must be a simei!
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