Simian
a word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people’s conversations).
also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
man that b-tch stole the simian’s v-card over the summer.
or
the simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported chiquita bananas.
2 more definitions
someone in the realms of about 5’9″ – 6’0″. has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs – 500lbs. they also love, and i mean -love- proteins and red meat.
when at work, do not aggrivate the simian. he will sh-t on your stomach.
the distant parents of the “original peoples”.
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