simmeth
– verb, (from oldarn english). 1. to acc-mulate machinery
in an unbelievably fortiutous manner.
2. to buy, sell and trade in
such a way as to aquire machinery with minimal to no actual cash
outlay.
3. to make a really good deal.
(“he simmethed an ollie 260 and a tanny 36 from his uncle sam”)
– noun, 1. an incredibly good machinery deal.
(“bill got the best simmeth of 2003”)
verb:(“he simmethed an ollie 260 and a tanny 36 from his uncle sam”)
noun:(“bill got the best simmeth of 2003”)
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