Simmonds
a filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. a simmonds is also incredible in bed, as s-xy as h-ll and will make you do dirty things.
s: “sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the b-tterscotch sauce and the double ended d-ld-.”
k: “wow, you’re such a kinky simmonds!”
pre–j-c-l-t–n p-n-s fluid slightly rusty coloured
“oh no ive simmonds my pants”
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