Simoen
a simoen is a funny little creature, he generally is a weaboo, he kind of looks like kim jong un, he has a ton of circles, if simoen ever needed to get out of prison he could use his long -ss v-neck to climb out, he swears he’s not gay… but he kind of is… he has a thing for elsa’s p-ssy he says that was only in the eighth grade but we all know he’s still into that sh-t, he’s kind of cool though… and simoen is the type of person to take this sh-t serious…
hi simoen!
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