simon birch
verb. to “simon birch” someone means that you’ve timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy’s knees buckle and fall. the term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same t-tle.
“it took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my -ss.”
2 more definitions
v. to be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.
person 1: did you just see that kid’s mom?
person 2: that dyk- just got simon birch-ed
person 1: are you going to the funeral?
person 2: no.
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-woman gets h-t in the head with a baseball-
woman: doh!
-woman dies-
birched.
1. a movie that midgets often m-st-rb-t- to.
2. (verb) “to birch”, the act of standing on one’s knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
example:
bro 1: “my knees hurt.”
bro 2: “why bro?”
bro 1: “because i simon birched your mom last night!”
bro 2: “whoa, proper van dammage dude.”
bro 3: “my knees hurt too.”
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