Simon Cowell anti-christ
simon cowell, the most evil person in the world is actually the anti-christ.
simon cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ”””musicians””” as 5ive, westlife and il divo, is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by h-m-genizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
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simon cowell anti-christ
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