simon greenwood


if grumpy, self centered, arrogant and generally only shops at waitrose comes to mind then look no further. very pr-ne to mood swings dependant upon his current s-x life. difficult to not only live with but even worse to work with. often thinks he is the answer to most womens prayers and also appears to think he is the best dancer in the world. if interested, good luck!!

ps. is known as simone on sat-rday nights.
he’s doing a simon greenwood!

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