Simon Houston


(adj) to drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston the other night on my way home from work.
to drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

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