simon keough jack


a simon keough jack is a sh-t name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

side note : usually in debt.

don’t be like simon.
i met simon keough jack today.. i feel good about myself now

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