simon pitman
a big guy with a small doink. he thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. he tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. he is incapable of dating people in his own state. every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast
you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that’s simon pitman
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