simon tingey


simon tingey – that bad-ss motherf-cker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. everyone should know a simon tingey. but be warned – he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

side note: will never win at superfight
girl: hi what’s your name?
simon tingey: simon tingey
girl: cool

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