simondo
a very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. who loves his boss and would do anything for him.
he’s doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
name given to an office based junior sales executive who constantly kisses his bosses b-tt.is pr-ne to spreading office gossip. usually these people “bat for the other side” and can usually been seen making the boss cups of tea.
dont mention it to him, he will do a simondo on you
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