Simon’s Rock College


an early college in great barrington m-ss. all the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to simon’s rock. it’s awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you’re “mainstream”, or they are. the official mascot is the fighting llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). regardless, it’s an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on definithing.
hey, you went to simon’s rock college? you must be awesome!

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