Simple Dick
no relations, no connections, no feelings.
simply d-ck.
jane was really stressed, but doesn’t want a man. so she got some simple d-ck.
hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple d-ck.
a person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is pr-ne to bouts of -ssholery, jack-ssery and basic insensitivity.
mostly, simple d-cks are unaware of their apparent faux pas’ and think nothing of them. they don’t think twice about other’s feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.
simple d-cks are not purposely that way. usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. they have “tsundere-like” qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
carmine: “jesus man! your such an -ss. why are you always such a simple d-ck? i know janet can be a bit much, but why’d you have to say what you did? i mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for sh-t’s sake.”
lucian: “oh well man. she shouldn’t have broken up with her boyfriend. that sh-t isn’t my fault. i could care less.”
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