Simple Dick


no relations, no connections, no feelings.

simply d-ck.
jane was really stressed, but doesn’t want a man. so she got some simple d-ck.

hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple d-ck.
a person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is pr-ne to bouts of -ssholery, jack-ssery and basic insensitivity.

mostly, simple d-cks are unaware of their apparent faux pas’ and think nothing of them. they don’t think twice about other’s feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.

simple d-cks are not purposely that way. usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. they have “tsundere-like” qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
carmine: “jesus man! your such an -ss. why are you always such a simple d-ck? i know janet can be a bit much, but why’d you have to say what you did? i mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for sh-t’s sake.”

lucian: “oh well man. she shouldn’t have broken up with her boyfriend. that sh-t isn’t my fault. i could care less.”

Read Also:

  • singletrack

    a narrow, single lane trail. the singletrack on morninglory rocks because it is fast and technical to ride on a mountain bike.

  • Coftes

    a word that originated in egypt meaning “christian”. coftes is considered as an offensive insult from a christian’s point of view. it originated from coptic da wad coftes ebn lazina..! ya ragel da el cafatsa malo el balad :s

  • Rematch Pussy

    describes a person who rejects a rematch after just winning once. guy 1: that was a close game. wanna rematch? guy 2: no way! i won! guy 1: don’t be such rematch p-ssy!

  • Limiting organ

    the organ in your body that is most likely to fail first, leading to death. “people tell me i should eat less fast food to keep my heart healthy, but i’m not too worried about that. with the amount i drink, my limiting organ is definitely my liver.”

  • Lindebang

    noun; the lindebang – the unique type of head-banging made famous by till lindemann, lead singer of the band rammstein, characterized by banging one’s fist on one’s thigh while head-banging in a crouching position. sometimes also referred to as the “till-hammer”. verb; to lindebang, lindebanging – to head-bang in the style of till lindemann oh […]


Disclaimer: Simple Dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.