simple shit
something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.
problem is that some people find simple sh-t really tough or even impossible to understand.
to further understand it, read the examples. this is simple sh-t.
tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
daddy: it’s 20 below and you lick the lamp post? come on, this is simple sh-t.
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d-ck: i got 3rd degree burns and can’t sit or sh-t without agony. aaaagh!
joe: you tried to light a fart! this is simple sh-t.
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annie:my sh-t tastes horrid!
suzy: g-d, annie, this is such simple sh-t.
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