to simplify the f-ck out of something so that even a r-t-rd can do it
thanks to the simplif-ckation of modern technological interfacing, those of questionable intelligence have the power to influence the lives of others. take the author of this text, for example
the temporary deep or faint lines or streaks in your skin that are a result of good and long nap or a dreamy sleep from a hard day’s work or a stressful week or day yesterday, ryan was so wasted he took a 5 hour nap and woke up drooling and covered in sleelines
- social apt*tude
having social apt-tude is being able to socialize easily. he had good social apt-tude which led to a more successful political career.
- spanish onion
when you start crying due to the latin girl you’re 69-ing sharting in your face. person 1: hey, amigo, what’s wrong? person 2: i had a spanish onion last night, i cried for hours
- strangling the snake
to jerk off or w-nking a : will u come to the party this weekend b : nah. im too busy this weekend. a : like what? strangling the snake all day? b : f-ck you.
- su fandom
abbreviation for the steven universe fandom. used by most any fans of the show and hated by non- fans who think that those people are crazed psychos who yell “lapidot!!!” every time they see green and blue, cry over rocks, make jokes about salt, pearls and roses and search the ocean for a certain “malachite”. […]