Simsbury High School


an extremely challenging high school where teachers hate students because they will making more money than them in only a few short years.
if you go to simsbury high school chances are you are white, rich and you own an iphone. not all kids at simsbury high school are spoiled or preppy, some kids are pretty chill.
the sports at simsbury high school are very popular, especially lacrosse for boys and girls. in the fall the girls field hockey team and volleyball teams have very good records. the football team is extrememly embarr-ssing but at one point in time it was actually good, we promise

on weekends most kids enjoy smoking pot or getting drunk and when i say most i mean about 90% of the students.
during the school day the only thing that happens more than painful learning is drama. the hallways are like a mix between laguna beach and jersey sh-r- due to the extreme amounts of girl fights.
chick 1: i was so stoned on friday night, what did you do?
chick 2: i hung out with bobby at the football game
chick 1: what? i told you i liked bobby
chick 2: then why did you sleep with jake
chick 1: b-tch you dont know anything! (punches her in the face)

stoner hanging out in the hallway: typical simsbury high school b-tches.

varsity lax bro: woah who is that girl?
other bro: dude shes a freshman.

varsity lax bro: its fine, ill get her drunk this weekend and try to hide it from my girlfriend
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one of the best schools in the country. great teachers. great cl-sses. totally better than all the hartford high schools combined.

the high-ranking test scores of the school are mainly maintained by the considerably small community of asian students. the white kids just play sports, flaunt their money and wear clothes they know the minorities can’t afford. the non-asian minorities tend to just chill and hang out/get detained at the loss of privilege room. many non-asian minorities get bused in from hartford. all 17 of them.

most of the families these kids come from are in better economic stature compared to a normal family. yes, that also includes the minorities.

despite the large racial differences, everyone gets along and just chills. but there is one common denominator among all the students; drama. that’s right, drama. the school is a festering pit of drama. this drama is often caused by break-ups, anger issues and he-said-she-said stuff.

also, this is one of the most compet-tive schools in the state or probably in the country. although they really don’t make it obvious, teachers make it a point that if you do not meet their academic standards, there is no way you will get into college. and if you end up not going to college, you might as well not show up next week and start working at mcdonald’s. but still, we (the kids at shs) are not that bad and we push for excellence.
kid from some bad school: hey who’s competing in the state geography contest?

other kid from some bas school: us and simsbury.

kid from some bad school: awwwwww h-ll no! we might as well not compete if we gonna go against simsbury high school cuz they too smart and good.

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