Simul-Text
a common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. when in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. you will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. thus, simultaneous text messaging.
bobby: hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
bobby: nevermind i got it. (6:43)
christine: i thought you had it? (6:43)
chrisine: ahh, simul-text
two separate text messages sent to each other by the same two people simultaneously.
i received a simultext from melissa when i invited her to come out to the concert with us. she asked what i was up to this weekend.
getting one or more person to text the same person the same thing at the same time, leaving them very confused with a potentially frozen-up phone
“we simultexted him. everyone sent the message, ‘heyy s-xy ;d’ at the same time. he was really confused. we succeeded.”
a text message received from the person to whom you are in the process of composing a text message for, often with similar if not identical content.
i was texting bob to ask about the possibility of kicking a hobo tonight, when he simultexted me to ask the same thing.
when two people are tracking to such a degree that they text one another at the same time, about the same thing.
text sent: wish you were here for afternoon break.
text received: missing afternoon break with you today.
……………………………………………………………………………
text sent: bah, we just simultexted each other
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