simulscussion

si.mul.scus.sion sahy-muhl-skuhsh-uhn, noun.

a highly advanced form of conversation between two or more people involving simultaneously talking and listening; it is executed by comprehending what the other person said without the need to pause while listening, all the while retorting to the previous thing the other person said; effectively abolishing the rude connotations -ssociated with interruption.
simply put, a simulscussion is a revolutionary way to exacerbate the rudeness that stereotypically is -ssociated with interruption. it’s not interruption if you can keep up! por ejemplo:

bart: so where are you thinking we should grab some grub? what do you think of chinese?
rob (simultaneously): man, i have this weird thing on my arm. does it look infected to you?

in response (immediately thereafter):
bart: gross dude. you should really go have that checked out. i know this urgent care clinic not too far from here. you want me to take you?
rob (simaltaneously): hmmm i don’t know i could kinda go for some mexican… or maybe seafood. definitely not trying to find those two things in the same place though. hey, i know this place near the bay we could hit up. it’s called sharkie’s. maybe grab some beers too.

in response (again, immediately thereafter)
bart: yeah not interested in seafood from a cheap mexican restaurant, haha. i’m down for this sharkie’s joint. sounds pretty sw-nk. definitely down for some brewskies.
rob (simaltaneously): man i still haven’t got health insurance. i’ma probably just take care of it myself.

in response (again, immediately thereafter)
bart: whoaaa dude, 3 o’clock! you see that chick?
rob: (simaltaneously): so sharkie’s it is. you wanna invite scotty or no?

in response (again, immediately thereafter)
bart: nah i called him before, said he had other stuff going on tonight.
rob: where at? oh snap! daaaamn.