Simultanufuck


(sime-ult-ane-you-f-ck)

1. n. the act of f-cking many things (usually girls) simultaneously when exceeding a foursome
2. adj. used to describe something as “better than s-x with many things at once”
1. i simultanuf-cked 6 girls last night
2. adrian: isn’t this f-cking mindblowing
peter: this made my life
adrian: it’s f-cking better than…f-cking!
peter: better than f-cking everything at once!
adrian: better than a simultanuf-ck

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