SIMwhore


a person who, for whatever reason, is addicted to buying pre-paid cell phone sim cards rather than buying a mobile phone with a contract.

this person will usually have a pocket jammed tight with sim cards and a really sh-tty looking unlocked phone. when one sim card runs out of minutes, they will swap out the exhausted sim, and run the next one until it’s completely spent, and continue this pathetic practice day after day.

many a fake hustler, fledgling entrepreneurs, drug dealers, teens, playas and pimps have this in common. seeming to be in one area code and then another one in less than 5 minutes impresses some weak-minded folks.

ian is such a simwh-r-, he’s got 10 sim cards with 10 different area codes and 2 beat-to-death nokia cell phones. i can never reach him from one day to the next.

Read Also:

  • singe

    singe v. –tr. singed, singe·ing, sing·es. 1. to burn superficially; scorch. 2. to burn off the feathers or bristles of (a carc-ss of a bird or an animal) by subjecting briefly to flame. see synonyms at burn1. 3. to burn the ends of (hair, for example). 4. to burn the nap from (cloth) in manufacturing. […]

  • Skaggin

    looking at someone in a creepy fashion in order to make them uncomfortable. friend 1: did you see that guy in the car next to us at that stop light? he was totally staring. friend 2: he was definitely skaggin it. friend 1: i’m uncomfortable.

  • Skanc

    not to be confused with sk-nk… an individual or forum or chat room member that dances around multiple threads or rooms spreading disgusting misleading foul or filthy rumors or -ssumptions regarding other members. unlike a troll a skanc will make repeated attacks on the individual even when the topic being discussed has nothing at all […]

  • Prove it bro

    when an internet troll asks for proof of an argument. originated from world of warcraft. troll: why is it called xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away. normal person: no, you would still be facing the xbox 360 then. troll: prove it bro.

  • Humphrey Bogart

    1- an american actor and cultural icon. the american film inst-tute ranked bogart as the greatest male star in the history of american cinema. 2- a handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls. 3- used when talking about your best friend’s crush so no one knows who your exactly talking […]


Disclaimer: SIMwhore definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.