the best d-mn hoe, i know.
my best friend is sindra.
- w*nking up
when you wake up with an erection and you m-st-rb-t- it “woah i heard you doing something this morning” “yeah jeff. i was just w-nking up”
- fudge cuddles
when your partner takes a large soggy sh-t on your stomach, and you cuddle until it melts and covers you both in its hot sticky stench. i’m too tired for wolfbagging tonight darling. lets just have fudge cuddles.
she is the most amazing girl you could meet. really smart, extremely atteactive, and wildly loving. ambalita is the greatest person i know
glitches before b-tches also the name of a former/not active gaming clan. “i wanna do co-op mode but i haven’t pulled in a while” “gb4b mate” “i know but…”
will kill you in a sudden sneeze ; known for shooting/killing ; will come to your grave a day after your funeral and p-ss on your grave and take a picture by it throwing up ” fastcash ” – and or ” stacksquad” “hey that’s yaiyoo , don’t run he might shoot , maybe if […]