sing-n-smack
a move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.
duder: “thanks for inviting me over for dinner. i’ve never known an italian guy before. can you sing me a song?”
italian: “when-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a” (smack!) “owww!!!”
italian’s mom: “you shut up-a you!”
italian: “d-mn mom you hit over the head with a book! what the h-ll was that for?”
duder: “whoa dude! i’ve never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life.”
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