Singapore Shits


the terribly uncomfortable bowel movements you have after eating singapore fried rice from your local chinese takeaway.
“where have you been for the last 20 minutes?”

“i had to wet some toilet paper and cool down my ring, got a bad case of singapore sh-ts man!”

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