Singaporeans
people from singapore, an independent island in southeast asia. to distinguish singaporeans from other people, just listen to them speak. if they speak singlish, a ‘dialect’ in singapore (mixture of english, chinese dialects, malay and even tamil!), they definitely are singaporean.
british: would you like a slice of cake?
singaporean: (very quickly) u wan kek anot?
epic win people who own koreans except for in algebra and have 100x bigger d-cks than them.
singaporeans have huge c-cks.
a slant-eyed down syndrome person who performs daily at your local circus.
do check out your local tv listings to watch their dazzling performances.
bryan: i’m f-cking bored right now
jake: hey, why not we watch the singaporean perform today? i heard that he/she will be sticking up his/her head up his/her -ss.
a buck-toothed slant-eyed 8 legged person who performs daily at your local circus. check your local listings to watch their breathtaking performances on television.
bob: i’m bored
tim: let’s watch the singaporean at the circus today! i heard that he’ll be trying to stick his head up his -ss today.
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