Single Mom Syndrome (SMS)
when a single mother begins to dwell on being alone for the rest of their life and starts paying more attention to men than their children.
child: ugh! mom is so obsessed with her new boyfriend it’s like i don’t even exist anymore, and when i do, everything is still about him! it’s driving me crazy!
dad: -sigh- she’s just dealing with single mom syndrome (sms) right now. she’ll get over it soon.
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