single mom
stipper, exotic dancer; one who dances on a pole
i was slipping dollar$ in that single mom’s g-string!
a female who is the sole provider for their child(ren), financially and emotionally. this can be do to unforeseeable circ-mstances, such as death. or by choice, such as artificial insemination. often times these females are forced to seek government -ssistance, but is not always the case. women who receive help from the other parent, child support or weekends at the other parents for examples could not be considered single moms. though they are single, the other parent is still -ssisting them in rearing the child(ren).
jane is an awesome single mom, her husband died so now she’s doing it all on her own.
basically a polite way of saying: broke, exhausted, and n-body wants to date your -ss. -john leguizamo, actor/comedian.
i can’t date her! she’s a single mom!
1. any mother who is divorced from or has ended a relationship with the father of her kid(s). the courts are s-xist and automatically give custody of children to the mother.
2. a woman who had her first kid when she was about 16 (a f-cking sl-t) and was too d-mn stupid to give the kid up for adoption. (letting her mom and dad take care of the kid doesn’t count as adoption.)
(def 1) jim has 2 kids living with him now. he met a single mom over the internet a couple of days ago. they moved in together yesterday.
(def 2) why are their so many sl-ts living in this same sh-tty, condemned apartment building?
they have all been single moms since age 16 and can’t afford to live anywhere else.
a c-cktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.
i had a single mom before breakfast this morning. i can’t wait to have another on the flight to dc!
1. an unmarried female parent raising children.
2. a woman working more than 40 hours a week while simeotaneously cooking, cleaning, and nurturing the future generation without the benefit of a helpmate.
75% of single moms in america find themselves in this position due to the rising rate of divorce, not s-xual indiscretions.
a single female. struggling and trying to balance working to provide for child, raising her child, and still having some time to herself. usually, the father either left her because he was too much of a p-ssy to handle fatherhood, or more tragically, died and left the mother to care for their child alone.
poor stacey, struggling with school work, working a night shift and being a single mom all at the same time! but she still manages to love and care for her baby despite the hardships.
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