single task completer
someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. this is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. these people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. a general lack of complexity
guy #1: hey jason do you think you could help…(interrupted)
guy #2: dude didn’t you know?
guy #1: what man?
guy #2: jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
guy #1: oh right bro, thanks. see ya jason
jason: (no response…because of the aforementioned puzzle)
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