singleton


a singleton is the name -ssociated with women that only have one nipple. the name originated from england, when a girl by the name of “singleton”, who was later found to be mentally challenged, was found running down a busy motorway completely naked. the most distinguishing feature of the crazed girl was the fact that she had a large right breast and a “deflated” left which did not show any form of nipple. thus, the term “singleton” was born.
“holy f-ck b-tch, you got a d-mn singleton, get off my c-ck!”
the term given to the rare disorder of being born with only 1 t-st-cl- instead of the usual 2.
holy cr-p dude that guy’s got one huge ball!

yeh, its a singleton!
a little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. in near future will be used as a pet. that often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.
hey look! my singleton just sh-t on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.
the singleton – what one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. all of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.
man, man girl loves it when i give myself the singleton before we make love.
1) token black guy
2) large -ssed individual
3) complete and total darkness
4) one who shots and robs other people
5) gun totting black guy
that girl got a singleton sized -ss.

its darker then singleton tonight.

i’m going singleton on my boss today.
someone that only and has the singles from an alb-m on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).
dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2’s ipod) where’s the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs…

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton
noun- a person who has an unwarranted interest in the affairs of his friends. see also nosey parker
‘oh luke, you are such a singleton”

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