Sink Monster
slang for a sink garburator/garbage disposal/food disposer.
feed your orange peel to the sink monster.
when you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-“what’s that on your shirt?”
-“that? oh i leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster.”
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