sinus shorts


what happens when you eat something so hot, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.
joe to steve: what out man, you’ll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
lindsay to c-ssie: we went out for indian last night & joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.

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