sippin penis

the term dates back to a camping outing in the late 80’s where a friend of “house” (whom we called “elvis”) was having an inebriated conversation in which bl-wj-bs (oral s-x) was compared with whiskey. the -n-logy stated that you can have quick, nasty oral s-x such as a quicky bl-wj-b in a public restroom or in your car and that compares with the cheap, off-brands of whiskey which you also drink hastily and “chug” down. on the other hand, you have the finer, more desireable bl-wj-bs where you are much more relaxed, take your time and truly enjoy the whole s-xual experience much more, such as one done privately with some extremely hot girl you are dating. in turn, this compares with the finer, more expensive, quality bourbons which are poured into nice snifters or tumblers and sipped slowly at a special time and enjoyed much more- such as with fine kentucky sipping whiskey. at this point someone asked “elvis” if this meant that a quality bl-wj-b meant you had a “sipping p-n-s” and the group consensus was yes, indeed. a fine, quality bl-wj-b was indicative of a “sipping p-n-s”. of course, when “elvis” used the term with his southern drawl, it was soon emulated with the spelling “sippin” and the p-n-s term likewise pr-nounced in accord with the dialect.
jennifer and i went on vacation. we spent the weekend in her folks’ cabin and while watching the sun set on the porch, she gave me a kn-b job. man, that was the best bj i’ve ever had… she was truly sippin’ p-n-s!