Sir Monty
a reference to famous british wwii general montgomery, a man revered for his “military genius”, which consisted mostly of futile over-planning.
this word is used primarily as a derogatory term for incompetent decision-makers or leaders, but can also be used to tell anyone how worthless they are.
tom: i can’t figure out how to use the brakes in my car.
hal: good job, sir monty.
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